IT'S EASTER!!! These are the good ones.
When I bring in cakes to my house, they're supposed to be "decoration". Uhh-hm…yup. We devoured these before Easter day, they were supposed to be for Easter. And I am waking up on Easter morning with horrendously sour alfalfa grass powder and chia seeds instead of said cupcakes. See, I can't go to church, because Catholics have pig roasts, and I am vegetarian. Jesus, of course, was a vegetarian. Buddhists are vegetarian, but do not celebrate Easter. So what am I left with? A sugarless Easter. re-baptism jokes (from a screenplay I wrote about a new start in life) GIRL I've been a dark soul, Father. And I didn't even know I was a dark soul. PRIEST Do you consider yourself a comrade? GIRL A comrade of what?
