Screw those million dollar mansion dreams. I want to live just like this. Plus the mansion never happened! Unless you’re a realtor and can write me…Need oceanfront with poolside.

Pauvre est la nouvelle vogue!
One season’s oil delivery, $450, could have built my entire house. I wasn’t so lucky to have a fireplace. Plus all my rent filled the pockets of a millionaire, who toted around five SUVs and hired grumpy landscapers for dirt cheap wages. I couldn’t even mow my lawn without an argument, and had to defend my own violet plants from her power mowers.