I met a nice lady. Maybe she'll take morning walks with me drinking Kahlúa

1 pm...

She says, "Good morning!" Me: Hello, I said. Her: Pretty, right? Me: They must be buttercups. They really perk up in water. Her: Anything pretty right, we need. Me: Yeah, you're right, the world is so pathetic nowadays. Her: That's why we need Jesus Christ in this world.